两(liǎng )对半(bàn ),讲述早(🆓)年,由(yóu )于农村经济水平低,乡(xiāng )间劣风陋习盛行,家住穷乡僻(pì )壤的杨(🐉)大(dà )(🛤)妈(mā )和(hé )吴老三两(🐮)位老人(rén )(😧)定下(xià )"君子(zǐ )协(♑)定",杨大妈的(🗄)儿子(zǐ )(🎡)金贵、女儿桃(✳)叶(yè )与吴老(lǎo )三的儿子成林、女(🎫)儿秋梅"捉对儿换婚",两(liǎng )家的儿(ér )女们知道后,有苦说不(bú )(🔢)出。眼下,世(🌊)道变了,政(🗞)策暖人心,家家都(dōu )富起来了,杨大妈和吴老三更是(shì )(⛏)喜上(🤷)眉(👃)梢(shāo ),寻(xún )思(🤲)着尽(jìn )早(zǎo )(😍)了却这桩心事。正(zhèng )在这时,秋(qiū )梅姑娘提出退婚(🈁),拒(💝)绝这(zhè )(💔)桩没(méi )有(🍑)爱(ài )情的婚姻,这下可急煞(shà )(🐛)吴(wú )老三,尽(🥋)管他一世(💅)精明(🚶),可对闺(💯)女的任(🏒)性(🙎),却(🎥)束(shù )手无(🤔)策(cè ),只好硬着(zhe )头皮(👌),忐忑不安(ān )地来到杨家(jiā )。话没说完,杨(🌂)大妈(🌱)早已怒不可遏,不(bú )仅婚没退(🏓)成,反而(ér )蒙受一场耻辱。杨大(dà )妈声明如果秋梅(💅)不(bú )嫁给她儿子金贵,吴老三的儿子也不能娶走她(🈳)的(🐈)女儿,这可真让(🚪)吴(🐌)老(lǎo )三犯难(👼)了。成林和桃叶虽说由老人(rén )(🕵)做主换(huàn )亲,可这几(🏗)年两(🗒)人早(zǎo )(🐣)已(yǐ )心心相(xiàng )印。现(xiàn )在(🍈)他(tā )们得知可能(🈺)婚(hūn )变,便来了个"先(😂)斩后奏",二人悄悄地领了(le )结婚证,杨大妈知道后(🌮)可就火大了(🔚)。吴(⏩)秋梅... (展开全部)